Very Rough Guide to ……………… (Part 4)

Fourth (and final) Stop

This time, after an extended visit home of 5 nights (albeit with a European Conference and bowling tournament in the middle), I found myself in Amersfoort once again.

Last time I visited (April 2007) I stayed at the Lange Jan hotel, almost directly under a chiming clock tower. This time I moved slightly upmarket to the more popular Hof Square in Amersfoort to stay for my two nights (one of them shirtless) at the Logement de Gaaper:

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Now this is a nice place! Very “Hurdy Gurdy” but nice. In common with my previous two billets it really only caters for B&B travellers but is situated in a square made up almost entirely of restaurants so the “Fat Lad” was able to cope.

My “good points” are:

  • Easy to get to. You can comfortably walk from the station in about 20 minutes.
  • Situated right in the centre of Amersfoort so loads of places to eat, including McDonalds and KFC!
  • Breakfast is good and served in the cafe which occupies the ground floor.
  • Room has internet connection via cable and it’s free!
  • Bathroom is a wetroom – you know you just walk straight into the shower thingy.
  • Posh lighting
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  • The hotelier insisted on carrying my case up the unfeasibly steep staircase

Not so good points:

  • The dreaded mini-bar (incidentally I think I forgot to pay for a Mars bar)
  • Vertigo sufferers should find somewhere else to stay, particularly if on the floor I was. You have to climb a very steep spiral staircase with a bannister which seems to be on wrong side. Difficult getting down with a suitcase which was 2 shirts (and the mandatory shampoo, shower gel and shower cap) heavier than when I arrived.  Needless to say the case arrived at the bottom before I did.
  • The cafe closed at 8.00pm. Might have been nice to have a beer there before retiring.

As stated earlier the location is typically Dutch. Check these out if you don’t believe me:

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Plenty of places to eat including “The Taste of India”.

I was having a look at the menu in the window of the “TOI” when a young “Indian” boy of about 9 or 10 came up to me saying something in “Hurdy Gurdy”. I shouted loudly and slowly and explained that I was English. The young hawker then started spouting at me in English “very good food, very good food!”

Impressed for a minute I dropped my guard until he blotted his copybook by saying “It schmeckt very nice”. Having scolded the upstart for dropping a German word into an English sentence we found some common ground in “Big Red”, had a quick discussion about Wayne Rooney and I moved on to McDonalds. Pity that, I really fancied a Ruby, but standards are standards!

The rest of my trip to Amersfoort has been pretty well documented elsewhere in this blog, so would I go back? “Yes!” I really have to know what the Beef Madras is like at the “Taste of India” although they probably don’t have it as I think that’s a uniquely British take on Indian cuisine.

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3 Responses to Very Rough Guide to ……………… (Part 4)

  1. Ian Gray

    Are you sure that you went to Amersfoort, cos the pictures really do bear nore than a passing resemblance for the Golden Square shopping centre in Warrington.

    Did Easyjet do a lunar landing on you (You know where the flag is blowing on the Module, and if he was the first on the moon – Who took the picture of him him climbing out) and just pretend to go to Holland.

  2. dallbrighton

    A couple of interesting questions there Mr Gray. The second one is easy. The photograph would have been taken by a “no win no fee” solicitors company – you know the ones that always get there before the emergency services.
    As far as Amersfoort looking like Warrington, I am not sure who would be offended most by that. I think I’ll let them fight it out for themselves.

  3. Luc

    Great to see someone outside of my country enjoying my city :P

    But why didn’t you drink a beer in the city if the cafe closed at 8?
    Next time you’re in Amersfoort you should stop by cafe ‘hemels’, which is a quiet poshy cafe.
    Just go left twice after you leave the Gaaper, and follow the green lights, again rather poshy lighting.

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